I
am trailer trash and darn proud of it - Britney
Spears
I'm on my way to my Mensa meeting - Paris Hilton
I'm heading over to Wal-Mart -- Paris Hilton-
I planned to show my breast at the Superbowl -- Janet
Jackson
I didn't retire. I just wanted to sell my CD -- Jay-Z
50 cent hurt my career -- Ja-Rule
I have no enemies' George W. Bush
I like guys-- Tom Cruise
Women are yucky - Eric Benet
Yes, I did have a nose job. - Halle Berry
It was a shotgun wedding - Solange
This is my real hair - Beyonce
I LIKE boys, OK??!!-- Michael Jackson
Crack IS NOT wack!!-- Whitney Houston
Ha ha, ok, you got me - I had a gastric bypass
-- Star Jones
I love money more then my daugthers! -- Lynne Spears
I am an attention whore. -- Cojo
I've had a boobjob" Victoria Beckham
Yup, They're fake- Lindsay Lohan
I want to age gracefully" Joan Rivers
I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq - George
W.
I hate always being in the spotlight - Paris Hilton
No thanks, I'll just have an unsweetened iced tea."
Tara Reid
It's not JUST Trimspa, baby..." - Anna Nicole
Smith
I'm gay and I can't make anyone laugh.-- Louie
Anderson
Yeah,
I just got engaged to Britney for the money and fame-- Kevin
Federline
I've NEVER had normal hetero man/woman sex in my life --
Michael Jackson
I really shouldn't go on the #1 show in America after taking
Valium!-- Paula Abdul
Maybe, just maybe I should stop being a bitch. I said maybe
OK DAMNIT! -- Sharon Stone
You know, maybe I should seek help from a mental health
professional -- Naomi Campbell
To tell you the truth i never meant to kill Nicole - O.J
Simpson
I think I need to lay off the bleach for awhile and just
work on my tan -- Michael Jackson.
My breasts are 100 percent natural, heck, i'm all natural'--
Pamela Anderson
'My lips haven't any collagen injections' -- Keira
Knightley
I'm finally going to retire and live a quiet life with my
family' -- Madonna
Gotta get the cash, gotta get the dough.....so I stay on
the down low. - Al Reynolds
What up dawg! Did yous check out the babylons on dat bitch?.
I gotta get me a piece of dat ass!" Michael
Jackson
I am looking for a good man so that I can settle down and
live a quiet, serene life - L'il Kim
I knew Janet was going to expose her boob and I thought
it was a great idea - Justin Timberlake
I want to feed all the starving children of the world. Right
here on my private beach!" -Barbra Streisand
I'd like to be single so I can explore my independence and
inner-self." J Lo
Man I wish I never won that Oscar, I only had one decent
movie since - Cuba Gooding Jr.
Damn, I'm such a cheap, litigious bitch. I think I'll build
some houses for habitat for humanity, and donate $500K to
charity -- C ZetaJones
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