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You'll never hear these celebrities saying the things below, but maybe some of them should just admit to them anyway! LOL!

 

I am trailer trash and darn proud of it - Britney Spears
I'm on my way to my Mensa meeting - Paris Hilton
I'm heading over to Wal-Mart -- Paris Hilton-
I planned to show my breast at the Superbowl -- Janet Jackson
I didn't retire. I just wanted to sell my CD -- Jay-Z
50 cent hurt my career -- Ja-Rule
I have no enemies' George W. Bush
I like guys-- Tom Cruise
Women are yucky - Eric Benet
Yes, I did have a nose job. - Halle Berry
It was a shotgun wedding - Solange
This is my real hair - Beyonce
I LIKE boys, OK??!!-- Michael Jackson
Crack IS NOT wack!!-- Whitney Houston
Ha ha, ok, you got me - I had a gastric bypass -- Star Jones
I love money more then my daugthers! -- Lynne Spears
I am an attention whore. -- Cojo
I've had a boobjob" Victoria Beckham
Yup, They're fake- Lindsay Lohan
I want to age gracefully" Joan Rivers
I knew there were no WMDs in Iraq - George W.
I hate always being in the spotlight - Paris Hilton
No thanks, I'll just have an unsweetened iced tea." Tara Reid
It's not JUST Trimspa, baby..." - Anna Nicole Smith
I'm gay and I can't make anyone laugh.-- Louie Anderson

Yeah, I just got engaged to Britney for the money and fame-- Kevin Federline

I've NEVER had normal hetero man/woman sex in my life -- Michael Jackson

I really shouldn't go on the #1 show in America after taking Valium!-- Paula Abdul

Maybe, just maybe I should stop being a bitch. I said maybe OK DAMNIT! -- Sharon Stone

You know, maybe I should seek help from a mental health professional -- Naomi Campbell

To tell you the truth i never meant to kill Nicole - O.J Simpson
I think I need to lay off the bleach for awhile and just work on my tan -- Michael Jackson.

My breasts are 100 percent natural, heck, i'm all natural'-- Pamela Anderson

'My lips haven't any collagen injections' -- Keira Knightley

I'm finally going to retire and live a quiet life with my family' -- Madonna

Gotta get the cash, gotta get the dough.....so I stay on the down low. - Al Reynolds

What up dawg! Did yous check out the babylons on dat bitch?. I gotta get me a piece of dat ass!" Michael Jackson

I am looking for a good man so that I can settle down and live a quiet, serene life - L'il Kim

I knew Janet was going to expose her boob and I thought it was a great idea - Justin Timberlake

I want to feed all the starving children of the world. Right here on my private beach!" -Barbra Streisand

I'd like to be single so I can explore my independence and inner-self." J Lo

Man I wish I never won that Oscar, I only had one decent movie since - Cuba Gooding Jr.

Damn, I'm such a cheap, litigious bitch. I think I'll build some houses for habitat for humanity, and donate $500K to charity -- C ZetaJones


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